Glad I Could Be of Assistance.

HIMMI HYME, motha fuckaaaas.

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Bitches love dead frogs.

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Hello there.  So I really miss my girlfriend.  I wish she could be right next to me every single day. But she can’t.  She’s currently in the hospital being treated for anorexia.  It’s hard some days.  Treatment sucks sometimes.  I have to go almost 50 miles to make a visit, and we can only be together for an hour.

But, hey, it’s not all bad.  I can’t wait until she gets out.  We will finally be able to hang out together, share a stupid laugh, hold each other close, and be there for each other.  So maybe, for now, it will hurt because she can’t be here.  But when she gets back, it’ll be one of the greatest feelings on earth, and she will feel better than ever.  We’ve grown closer through all of this, and together, we can conquer the world.  

:D

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lotsandlotsofworthlesshit:

Im not sure why this says boston cream but its still pretty cool. 

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You open your wallet and find your ID missing.

FUCKING FANTASTIC. :S

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